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Dartmouth Police looking for theft suspect, gives shoplifting advice



The Dartmouth Police Department is looking for some help identifying this female, who reportedly made a run for it after allegedly stealing merchandise from a local store.

Dartmouth Police issued the following advice.

“Though you’ll never see me give tips on how to properly shoplift, in this case I don’t mind, because, in fact, I am fairly certain that they are listed on page 1 in the Dummies Guide On How To Shoplift.”

“Tip #1
If you have more tattoos than Lucky Diamond Rich (Google him), cover them up.

Tip #2
Wear a mask, because some people out there are, you know, still wearing a mask.

Tip #3
ALWAYS, I mean ALWAYS, look for cameras’

Tip #4
Never dress up like Foxxy Cleopatra from the movie Austin Powers in Goldmember, when you decide to go five-finger discount shopping. YEAH, BABY. YEAH!”

If you have any information on the suspect’s identity, call Detective Kyle Costa at 508-910-1755. In addition, you can also send us an anonymous tip by clicking on the following link:

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