Crime
Police looking for man who peed all over Massachusetts bar

This is a story that thankfully you don’t hear every day.
According to police, the other night, someone decided to turn a drinking establishment in Beverly into their personal bathroom, peeing all over the bar instead of using the restroom like a normal human being.
If you were at the bar, which police did not name, and saw anything—or if you know the guy responsible—police ask that you reach out.
“Not only is this disgusting, but it’s also incredibly disrespectful to the staff and patrons. We’d love to have a little chat. And to the mystery urinator: if you come forward and take responsibility, it’ll go a lot better for you than if we find out another way.”