Massachusetts police departments looking to help you get back at your ex for Valentine’s Day

Police departments have an offer that may be difficult to resist for those ex’s who have wronged you.

Holden Police are joining departments across the country to put your ex in jail with your help.

“This Valentine’s Day weekend is for celebrating the love in your life, but we don’t want you to forget those ex’s that did you wrong either!”

“Do you have an ex-Valentine and know they have outstanding warrants? Do you have information that they are driving with illegal drugs or weapons in their car? Give us a call with their location and we’ll take care of the rest.”

“This Valentine’s Day special starts off with a set of limited-edition platinum bracelets, free transportation with a chauffeur, a one-night minimum stay in luxurious accommodations and professional glamour shots that will be posted on online for all to enjoy. This special is capped off with a special Valentine’s dinner. We know this special is so incredible that you may be tempted to provide additional referrals. We don’t blame you, but this special is too sweet to pass up!”

The department is waiting for your call.

“We are joining police departments nationwide with this Valentine’s special. Our operators are standing by.”