Dartmouth PD proclaims famous trio of alleged shoplifters

The Dartmouth Police may have a new public information officer, but the sense of humor remains.

PD issued the following statement Thursday concerning alleged shoplifters after Detective Kyle Costa recently retired.

“There have been some pretty famous trios in history… The Beastie Boys, Rush, Run DMC, Nirvana, TLC, The Police (), & so many more… annnnd thennnnn there’s these guys.

“Since they’re working super hard on their New England tour (by stealing thousands of dollars worth of merchandise), maybe we can help them out by making them super famous.. DPD style.

““Touring” all over New England must be exhausting. Let’s find these guys and give them a well-deserved break.

If you recognize any of these individuals, please contact Detective Kyle Berube at 508-910-1760 or send us a private message.

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