OPINION: Fall River Needs More EBT Smoke Shops

Forget fixing all the potholes, providing firefighters asbestos-free fire stations or parking garages for residents not held up by Jenga blocks, what Fall River needs is more EBT Smoke Shops.

There is no better way to spend tax-payer dollars meant to fight poverty and to fix Fall River’s problems than to open more business that feature lottery tickets, cigarettes, overpriced unhealthy food and candy, and of course wraps for your blunt.

I’m also super sure no untaxed, untested illicit weed will be sold out of these future EBT smoke shops.

(End sarcastic rant)