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Dartmouth Police looking for identity thief

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Dartmouth Police are looking for a man who stole identities and charged thousands. DPD are looking for the public’s help in their pursuit in their usual special way.

Dartmouth Police released a statement on the thefts:

“Since Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Jeff Goldblum, and Randy Quaid are all busy saving the world from hostile aliens from another planet this Independence Day, we are asking for YOUR help with identifying this dastardly, thieving villain, who recently made thousands of dollars in fraudulent purchases with credit cards that he obtained by using other people’s identities.”

“Since we are very limited with our resources, and don’t have cool laser beams, F-18 fighter jets, or confiscated alien ships, we are hoping that you will help us hunt him down by spreading the word to as many earthlings as humanly possible about his nefarious activity.”

“We are also hoping that at the very least, he purchased another shirt with one of those cards. Can you say fashion police???”

If you have any information, contact Dartmouth Police at (508) 910-1700 or on Facebook.

 

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